Elon said it. We’re doing it. It is your destiny.
Please fasten your seatbelts, we are experiencing heavy turbulence due to excessive based levels.
When Ryanair mocked an X outage by telling Elon Musk he "needs WiFi," they didn't realize they were talking to the man who owns the satellites.
After Michael O'Leary (the current "Imbecile-in-Chief") claimed Starlink would cost too much in "fuel drag," Elon hit back with the ultimate hostile takeover plan: Buy the airline and put a guy actually named Ryan in charge.
$RYANAIR is the community-driven movement to fund the "Ryan" revolution. We don't care about fuel drag; we only care about Moon Drag.
📊 Tokenomics: No Hidden Fees (Unlike the Airline)
Launch on Solana/Base, trend on X, and trigger Michael O'Leary.
Reach 10,000 holders and get Elon to reply to a $RYANAIR meme.
Petition to change the official Ryanair logo to a picture of a guy named Ryan holding a Starlink dish.
Free WiFi for every holder (not really, but the gains will pay for it).
Don't get left at the gate while the rest of us are flying private with Starlink.
